Monday, September 19, 2005

Shes good when she wants to be

Hahahahahaha, u thot mine was good medinis bio of me will make u die..of good old natural causes...just read it

Selfless, good, amiable, carefree, caring, and wonderful are some very nice adjectives, none of which describe kevin rossignol. Though at times this crafty, manipulative, young teenage boy gains people's confidences by creating an elaborate façade, those who know him realize that behind the innocent, boyish face is the cruel, sly mind of a Man In Pants. Who are the Men In Pants, you may ask. Well I will tell you. They are a secret organization of men with no names, forgettable faces, and pressed pants. These pants, a key aspect of their false outward character, serve two purposes: first, to make them look like ordinary boys, with nothing to hide, open and blameless as a baby, and second, to hold many cool, newly-invented gadgets of which no one besides the government has even conceived. That's right, they are the backbone behind the greatest, most advanced government of all times: The Indian Government. They are not known for their seductive accents or their work integrity, as they have possibly the accent most easily laughed at by the rest of the world and would take a bribe for any possible reason whatsoever, but this loud-mouthed, brown-skinned, math-loving, un-grammared bunch is really the world's most advanced undercover organization. Partly because they are math-loving and learn how to do advanced programming at young ages by practicing on graphing calculators. Partly because they have no social lives, and therefore spend all of their time developing their advanced spy programs. Partly because no one knows they are Indian. Why? Because the Indian Men In Pants are so secretive and so ingenious that they decided to hire a completely non-Indian force, just to throw everyone off of their trail.

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