"Mr. President," one aide in the meeting said. "There is a valid case that the provisions in this law undermine the Constitution."

"Stop throwing the Constitution in my face," Bush screamed back. "It’s just a goddamned piece of paper!"


Found on Tommy Bear's Flickr album

This life

Disregard the last post, writing poems about maiars and stalkers is IN.


Gandalf ~ Medini A, and Maggie M
Gandalf is really old but cool
Everyone else he can always tool
He's got a big staff and his hair is gray
And he wear the same cloak everyday
And by the way
Ian McC____ is actually gay
But that okay!
The other "Fellows" follow him around
Even when gimli makes gandalf go underground
Gandalf and Sauroman used to be really tight
But that was before their really big fight
Sauroman threw Gandalf onto Orthank
Up there, it was dark, wet, dismal and rank
So what if that an English vocab word?
So what if me(Medini) and Maggie are nerds?
Gandalf's cloak was the color of fog
He had to fight the big Barlog
They all thought he did, but he didn't really die
But when they thought he did, they all began to cry
And now we just saw the Scary SP Bio Stalker
He's almost as creepy as Garyland Focker
And by the way, we'd like to bring to light

I think people should stop using song lyrics as away messages.

Thats totally out of style.

Quoting Lord of the Rings is IN.

"As if to his eyes some sudden vision had been given, Gandalf stirred; and he turned, looking back north where the skies were pale and clear. Then he lifted up his hands and cried in a loud voice ringing above the din: The Eagles are coming! And many voices answered crying: The Eagles are coming! The Eagles are coming! The hosts of mordor looked up and wondered what this sign might mean."
-The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Chapter IV, The Field of Cormallen

RIM (blackberry maker) settles with NTP for $612 million

Blackberry devices saved from being useless to many, many customers.

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