The Last Days of Clinton's Presidency

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I found a neat map on Digg.com this afternoon.

In the Beginning...

"In the beginning there was the Computer.",

"And God said",

"C:>LET THERE BE LIGHT!",

"Enter user-id.",

"C:>GOD",

"Enter password.",


"C:>OMNISCIENT",

"Password incorrect. Try again.",

"C:>OMNIPOTENT",

"Password incorrect. Try again.",

"C:>TECHNOCRAT",

"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 1.",

"C:>LET THERE BE LIGHT!",

"Unrecognisable command. Try again.",

"C:>CREATE LIGHT",


"Done",

"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",

"And God created Day and Night. And God saw that there were 0 errors.",

"And God logged off at 00:01:00, day 1.",

" ",

"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 2.",

"C:>LET THERE BE FIRMAMENT IN THE MIDST OF WATER AND LIGHT",

"Unrecognisable command. Try again..",

"C:>CREATE FIRMAMENT",


"Done.",

"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",

"And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors.",

"And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 2.",

" ",

"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 3.",

"C:>LET THE WATERS UNDER HEAVEN BE GATHERED TOGETHER UNTO ONE PLACE AND LET THE DRY LAND APPEAR",

"Too many characters in specification string. Try again.",

"C:>CREATE DRY_LAND",


"Done.",

"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",

"C:>LET THE EARTH PRODUCE FRESH GROWTH, LET THERE BE ON THE EARTH PLANTS",

"Too many characters in specification string. Try again.",

"C:>CREATE PLANTS",

"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",

"So it was; the Earth yielded fresh growth, plants bearing seed. And God saw that there were 0 errors.",

"And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 3.",

" ",


"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 4.",

"C:>CREATE LIGHTS IN THE FIRMAMENT TO DIVIDE THE DAY FROM THE NIGHT",

"Unspecified type. Try again.",

"C:>CREATE SUN_MOON_STARS",

"Done",

"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",

"These lights governed day and night and separated light from darkness. And God saw there were 0 errors.",

"And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 4.",

" ",


"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 5.",

"C:>CREATE FISH",

"Done",

"C:>CREATE FOWL",

"Done",

"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",

"And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw that there were 0 errors.",

"And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 5.",

" ",


"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 6.",

"C:>CREATE CATTLE",

"Done",

"C:>CREATE CREEPY_THINGS",

"Done",

"C:>RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",

"C:>NOW LET US MAKE MAN IN OUR IMAGE",

"Unspecified type. Try again.",

"C:>CREATE MAN",


"Done",

"C:>BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY AND REPLENISH THE EARTH AND SUBDUE IT AND HAVE DOMINION OVER THE FISH OF THE SEA AND OVER THE FOWL OF THE AIR AND OVER EVERY LIVING THING THAT CREEPETH UPON THE EARTH",

"Too many command operands. Try again.",

"C:>RUN MULTIPLICATION",

"Execution terminated. 6 errors.",

"C:>INSERT BREATH",

"Done",

"C:>RUN MULTIPLICATION",

"Execution terminated. 5 errors.",


"C:>MOVE MAN TO GARDEN OF EDEN",

"File Garden of Eden does not exist.",

"C:>CREATE GARDEN.EDN",

"Done",

"C:>MOVE MAN TO GARDEN.EDN",

"Done",

"C:>RUN MULTIPLICATION",

"Execution terminated. 4 errors.",

"C:>COPY WOMAN FROM MAN",


"Done",

"C:>RUN MULTIPLICATION",

"Execution terminated. 3 errors.",

"C:>CREATE DESIRE",

"Done",

"C:>RUN MULTIPLICATION",

"Execution terminated. 2 errors.",

"C:>CREATE FREEWILL",

"Done",


"C:>RUN FREEWILL",

"And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn",

"Warning: No time limit set. 1 errors.",

"C:>UNDO DESIRE",

"Desire cannot be undone. File may be in use by Freewill.",

"C:>DELETE FREEWILL",

"Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.",

"Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.",

"C:>HELP",


"Desire cannot be undone. File may be in use by Freewill.",

"Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.",

"Try again, cancel or quit program.",

"Try again",

"Try again, cancel or quit program.",

"cancel",

"Try again, cancel or quit program.",

"quit",

"Try again, cancel or quit program.",


"C:>CREATE TREE_OF_KNOWLEDGE",

"And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn",

"Warning: No time limit set. 1 errors.",

"C:>CREATE GOOD, EVIL",

"Done",

"C:>ACTIVATE EVIL",

"And God saw he had created shame.",

"Warning system error. Missing or corrupt file: Man and Woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.",

"C:>SCAN GARDEN.EDN FOR MAN, WOMAN",


"Search failed.",

"C:>DELETE SHAME",

"Shame cannot be deleted. File may be in use by Freewill.",

"C:>DELETE FREEWILL",

"Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.",

"Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.",

"C:>STOP",

"Unrecognizable command. Try again",

"C:>BREAK",


"C:>BREAK",

"C:>BREAK",

"ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR MAINTENANCE IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.",

"C:>CREATE NEW WORLD",

"You have exceeded your allocated file space.",

"You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.",

"C:>DESTROY EARTH",

"Destroy earth: Please confirm.",

"COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN.",


"SERVICES WILL RESUME day 8 AT 00:00:00",

"YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.",

"And God logged off at 23:59:59, day 6.",

" ",

"And God rested."

Self explanatory

Wiping off the fingerprints and rehearsing the 911 call

President Bush held a press conference friday outside on the Rose Garden because nothing else goes well with a roasting quite like presidential turf. Keith Olbermann chose the footage below of the conference for his Countdown segment asking the question, "Is he serious?".

What are we? We are the monkeys..

A satirical look at our race, but done tastefully.

Black is Back

Keith Olbermann goes after the president with tooth and nail

"It is to our deep national shame—and ultimately it will be to the President’s deep personal regret—that he has followed his Secretary of Defense down the path of trying to tie those loyal Americans who disagree with his policies—or even question their effectiveness or execution—to the Nazis of the past, and the al Qaeda of the present.

Today, in the same subtle terms in which Mr. Bush and his colleagues muddied the clear line separating Iraq and 9/11 — without ever actually saying so—the President quoted a purported Osama Bin Laden letter that spoke of launching, “a media campaign to create a wedge between the American people and their government.”

Make no mistake here—the intent of that is to get us to confuse the psychotic scheming of an international terrorist, with that familiar bogeyman of the right, the “media.”

The President and the Vice President and others have often attacked freedom of speech, and freedom of dissent, and freedom of the press.

Now, Mr. Bush has signaled that his unparalleled and unprincipled attack on reporting has a new and venomous side angle:

The attempt to link, by the simple expediency of one word—“media”—the honest, patriotic, and indeed vital questions and questioning from American reporters, with the evil of Al-Qaeda propaganda.

That linkage is more than just indefensible. It is un-American.

Mr. Bush and his colleagues have led us before to such waters.

We will not drink again.

And the President’s re-writing and sanitizing of history, so it fits the expediencies of domestic politics, is just as false, and just as scurrilous.

“In the 1920’s a failed Austrian painter published a book in which he explained his intention to build an Aryan super-state in Germany and take revenge on Europe and eradicate the Jews,” President Bush said today, “the world ignored Hitler’s words, and paid a terrible price.”

Whatever the true nature of al Qaeda and other international terrorist threats, to ceaselessly compare them to the Nazi State of Germany serves only to embolden them.

More over, Mr. Bush, you are accomplishing in part what Osama Bin Laden and others seek—a fearful American populace, easily manipulated, and willing to throw away any measure of restraint, any loyalty to our own ideals and freedoms, for the comforting illusion of safety.

It thus becomes necessary to remind the President that his administration’s recent Nazi “kick” is an awful and cynical thing.

And it becomes necessary to reach back into our history, for yet another quote, from yet another time and to ask it of Mr. Bush:

“Have you no sense of decency, sir?”

Edward R. Murrow's successor.

Here is the most convincing debate on religion...ever.