First Review: Dean Koontz's Fear Nothing

By Mike(Menghi) Xu


[09:15:16] Mike: this is a pretty weird book
[09:15:18] Mike: there is this guy
[09:15:23] Mike: who has Xerapjdafkjkd;f Poarkjdfkj
[09:15:37] Mike: which is a disorder where being exposed to light pwns him
[09:16:02] Mike: the mutated dna resulting from UV ray bombardment doesn't get replaced
[09:16:16] Mike: so he is easily seceptible to melenoma and burnination of the skin
[09:16:25] Mike: and like his dad just died
[09:16:29] Mike: and he went to the hospital
[09:16:35] Mike: and his dad's last words were 'fear nothing'
[09:16:44] Mike: and then the dudes took his body to go get burninated
[09:16:54] Mike: and the guy remembered his dad wanted the pictar of his wife
[09:17:02] Mike: to be w/ him when he go burninated
[09:17:09] Mike: so he brougt the suitcase down
[09:17:18] Mike: and then he saw the dudes switching his dad's body
[09:17:21] Mike: w/ some guy
[09:17:32] Mike: and the dude said that it was a body of some tramp he found on the street
[09:17:39] Mike: and then the main char saw that the body's eyes were cut out
[09:17:54] Mike: and then he was like scared and shit
[09:18:07] Mike: so then he goes to the dude's house and hew as like can i see my dad
[09:18:14] Mike: and the guy was like oh... he already got burninated sry
[09:18:37] Mike: and then the main char goes outside the burnination palce and tries to look in and sees them about to burninate the body of the tramp w/o eyes
[09:18:45] Mike: but then the dude's get a phone call and gets angry
[09:18:49] Mike: and closes the window shades
[09:18:56] Mike: and so the main char runs away
[09:19:00] Mike: and they start to search for him
[09:19:13] Mike: and he run and finds this cat who like leads him into the sewers
[09:19:18] Mike: and he finds this assortment of skulls
[09:19:22] Mike: that are like all sorts of animals
[09:19:25] Mike: and a baby human
[09:19:27] Mike: skull
[09:19:37] Mike: and then he is like wtfx0r and runs away and goes home to find his dog
[09:19:58] Mike: but he can't find his dog but finds a gun on his bed that his dad apparently bught 2 yrs ago 3 days after his mom died in a car crash
[09:20:02] Mike: and he was like oh shit this is scary
[09:20:06] Mike: and he has 2 messages
[09:20:09] Mike: one is like some dude breathing
[09:20:13] Mike: and then humming and is scary as hell
[09:20:20] Mike: and the other is from this nurse on the hospital that he knows really well
[09:20:26] Mike: that says she needs to see him very fast
[09:20:30] Mike: and then he finds his dog outside
[09:20:34] Mike: digging holes and being insanee
[09:20:35] Mike: and he is scared
[09:20:43] Mike: but thne his dog like senses a person in the house
[09:20:48] Mike: and gets scared and tries to run
[09:20:52] Mike: so he follows the dog and runs too
[09:20:58] Mike: and then he goes to the nurse's house
[09:21:06] Mike: and hse likke HOLY SHIZNIT BIZNATCH THE WORLD IS GONNA END]
[09:21:10] Mike: and hes like wtfx0r
[09:21:15] Mike: and she lis like ong i have ot tell u thinjz
[09:21:19] Mike: and he is like ong ok
[09:21:28] Mike: and then she is lke ok so it started w/ the monkey...
[09:21:33] Mike: and he was like wtfx0r lolz monkey
[09:21:38] Mike: and then he was like oh... that sounds scary
[09:21:46] Mike: and she was like i was baking cookies
[09:21:48] Mike: ad few yrs ago
[09:21:50] Mike: and i turned around
[09:21:54] Mike: and ther ewas a monkey on the table
[09:21:56] Mike: and it was eating an orange
[09:21:58] Mike: and i was scared
[09:22:02] Mike: so i tried to leave
[09:22:08] Mike: and then i tried to poke it w/ a broom
[09:22:11] Mike: but it went ripshit
[09:22:17] Mike: and scared the fuckx0r out of her
[09:22:28] Mike: and she tried to get a knife from the drawer
[09:22:36] Mike: but it sensed what she was trying to do and threw apples at her
[09:22:39] Mike: and hit her in the mouth
[09:22:41] Mike: and she blooded
[09:22:44] Mike: and her husband came home
[09:22:45] Mike: and was like
[09:22:48] Mike: OH SHIZNIT
[09:22:51] Mike: and pulled out a gun
[09:22:54] Mike: and pointed it at the monkey
[09:23:00] Mike: and she was like WTFX0R WHY DO U HAVE A GUN
[09:23:08] Mike: and he was like call my peeps down at work
[09:23:11] Mike: and she was like wtf ok
[09:23:20] Mike: and he was like yo nigga bring gunz
[09:23:33] Mike: and they brought tranqs and the monkey was like
[09:23:36] Mike: oh fuck
[09:23:41] Mike: and just went to sleep
[09:23:46] Mike: and then they shot it w/ tranqs and took it away
[09:23:54] Mike: and then her husband was like did it touch u
[09:23:57] Mike: and she was like no
[09:23:58] Mike: and hew as like
[09:23:59] Mike: oh
[09:24:04] Mike: yea we're gonna hvae to steralize u
[09:24:07] Mike: and they cut out her ovaries
[09:24:12] Mike: and she was liek WTFX0R NOOOOO ONG WTF
[09:24:24] Mike: and then the main char is like wait wtf why it was just a crazy bitch ass monkey
[09:24:32] Mike: and she was like no
[09:24:36] Mike: and he was like what was wrong w/ it
[09:24:37] Mike: and she was like
[09:24:39] Mike: it wasn't a monkey
[09:24:42] Mike: it just appeared to be a monkey
[09:24:46] Mike: and he s like then what was it
[09:24:47] Mike: nad shes like
[09:24:49] Mike: but it was a monkey....
[09:24:55] Mike: and he is like wtf ok....
[09:25:04] Mike: and then she is like i will tell u more things but i have to go get something
[09:25:07] Mike: so he is like ok pants
[09:25:14] Mike: and she leaves to get something and he hears her screaming
[09:25:27] Mike: and then he finds her in the bathroom
[09:25:32] Mike: w/ her head bent backwards into the toilet
[09:25:36] Mike: and she shat herself
[09:25:51] Mike: and she was slashed and fucked up in the throat and things
[09:25:54] Mike: and he was like ONG WTFX0R

[09:26:05] Mike: and he took the gun and went to look for the killer
[09:26:12] Mike: and he sees an open window and hes like the kilelr must have lfet
[09:26:21] Mike: then he turns around and the lgihts are on in the hallway
[09:26:25] Mike: and he is liek WTFX0R
[09:26:32] Mike: and ttakes the gun out and now he is looking for hte killer
[09:26:34] Mike: it is a scary ass book
[09:28:10] Mike: kevin are you there
[09:28:16] Mike: omg did they get u too
[09:28:20] Mike: wait if u killed kevin..
[09:28:22] Mike: are you reading this
[09:28:23] Mike: OMG
[09:28:28] Mike: YOU ARE AT KEVIN'S HOUSE
[09:28:29] Mike: AHHH
[09:28:31] Mike: YOURE GONNA KILL ME NEXT
[09:28:40] Mike: ONG PLAWCKS NO I WILL GIVE U ALL MY POKEMON CARDS
[09:28:42] Mike: I WILL GIVE U WOW GOLD
[09:28:48] Mike: I WILL LET U JOIN MY GB GUILD
[09:28:50] Mike: PLZZZ NOOOOO

After that it was advised to him that he get a gun.